It's the Women, Not the Men!

Plain Jane? Not really.

Will someone please tell me what’s wrong with looking your best? Even Cleopatra wore eye make-up 3,500 years ago to improve her appearance. What’s the matter with the “no make-up” women of today? 

The answer? Anyone? Anyone? Correct, radical feminism. The ugly women don’t want the pretty women to get all of the attention, so they’ve brainwashed, forty-five years worth of women, to go “face-naked”, telling them they should be admired for their minds and NOT their appearance.

Now there’s a novel idea. Let’s all deliberately be unattractive!

Women, like female birds, are shrouded in a natural dullness. The dull colored feathers of female birds, shields them from predators, thus allowing them to blend in with their surroundings, thereby protecting themselves and their hatchlings from varmints.

Wallflower? Not Really.

Sick Suzie? Not Really.

This may work great for female birds in the wild but there’s no excuse for human females to stay dull, unless they resent positive attention. And the only reason women would be unreasonably resentful of this type of attention is if they’ve been brainwashed by their ugly feminist “leaders.”

Now this could be an “Aha! Moment” for some women. Yes! Could it be that your lack of personal grooming stems from the serious brainwashing you received, as a high school or college student, by the Frankenfems?

Well, the answer is yes! Why else would a woman, living in 21st century America, leave her house in the morning looking exactly the way she did when she rolled out of bed, especially when there is a simple solution to the morning, drab-look? This irrational behavior is certainly not instigated by the men in their lives.

Everyday Evelyn? Not Really.

Do these women actually hate men, or do they deliberately want to tell the world that they don’t need men’s approval, or could it be that they just hate themselves instead? I have yet to see a “face-naked” woman in public that hasn’t made me cringe.

Not only does she make me feel uncomfortable just looking at the pathetic creature she defined herself as, but her appearance not only disturbs me, it affects her interaction with other people as well. 

Whether these women realize it or not, when a woman goes out in public, “face-naked”, everyone cringes. It may not be obvious, but they are cringing just the same.

Make-up can even help ugly women become attractive, but a plain woman, who wears make-up, can become gorgeous! Whether the woman is ugly or plain or just ordinary looking, without make-up she becomes a blight on the landscape.

There’s usually nothing redeeming about their appearance because their drab clothes typically reflect the same “face-naked” view of themselves too. Women are the only source of true beauty in the world. And as a result, people are naturally disappointed when they fail to bring their beauty with them.

Shy Sara? Not Really.

Sans make-up people react differently to a woman, whether it’s a small slight or an obvious snub. Whether you realize it or not, your lack of personal attentiveness to your appearance is deliberately attracting unnecessary personal rejection. And hanging around with other plain women doesn’t solve the problem either. It just makes matters worse. As a result of feminism’s negative impact on women’s appearance we now have herds of plain women wandering around in public.

It doesn’t have to be this way! The solution is simple. When you take pride in your appearance everybody appreciates the effort and everything goes more smoothly during the day for the woman as well.

Layering on make-up until you look like a hooker is NOT what I’m talking about. There are limits. You’ll know, by people’s reaction, when you’ve reached it.

I know from personal experience just how people can react over the lack of this one beauty regiment. Almost thirty years ago, I made the mistake of answering my front door one day without make-up. My best friend, who lived next door, was standing there with her son and she immediately said to me, ” Oh golly! If I’d known you were sick, I wouldn’t have come over.” Rather then explaining that this was just the way I looked without make-up, I smiled meekly, coughed twice, nodded my head and closed the door. I’ve never left the bathroom in the morning without my make-up since. Make-up makes a world of difference on how people treat you.

Ordinary Olga? Not Really.

Do yourself, and everyone else, a huge favor and get over the “face-naked” feminist foolishness. Not only will it make others feel better when they see you but you will feel better too. Plus, an added upside to wearing foundation with sunblock everyday is that when you hit 50, unlike your “face-naked” friends, your complexion will still be spotless.

Don’t be ashamed to try your best to put on a beautiful face. Your plain friends may be jealous but your life will immediately improve, while theirs will not.

Fat and ugly? Not Really.

If you’re fat, see my post Fat is Fatal – Vol. #1 Essay 18 before continuing. Being fat makes being beautiful nearly impossible but make-up can still work miracles. Don’t give up!

It’s the Women, Not the Men! to be continued…