A Male Fairy Tale – Kinda Brings a Tear To Your Eye

From a Follower -

Wonder womanOnce upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” Themotorcycle Princess said, “No!!!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted  women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and  ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin’ cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The End

 *And my guess is that the Princess never found another Prince. kqd

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